Ton Felton is the biggest trol of them all...

Everything but the glasses
- Tom Felton

Ni kanske inte visste det, men det finns ett helt företag som säljer Drarry-grejer med det som slogan, och käraste Tom är med i företaget.... It's called Dra- Drarry or whatever (...) It's pretty alarming my foot

See that...

"Oh, how much worse could things get in the space of one morning? Draco now hated him, Zabini was furious with him, Ron thought he was doing his little sister and Seamus knew he was doing someone else. Not bad for half a days work…"

 - Get Some by Sara Holmes, one of my favorit authors on this site of all times :P

Awesome :D

 Why so Sirius?
So raise your glass if you are Ron
In all the right Blaise
All my under dogs
We will Neville be, Neville be anything but loud
And nitty Ginny dirty little Filch
Won't you come on and come on and raise your cat
Just come on and come on and raise your rat

Slam, slam, oh hot damn
What part of Parvati don't you understand
Wish you Wood just freak out
Can't stop, I'm coming in hot
I should be locked up right on the spot
It's so Won-Won right now

Barty crashers
Muggle snatchers
Call me up if you a Chang-ster
Don't be Pansy
Just get Fransy
Why so Severus?