lördag 25 juni 2011

En midsommarnattsdröm

Så, igår var det midsommar, och Ness sov över och övertalade mig att göra det där med att lägga sju olika sorters blommor under huvudkudden. Sen innan vi skulle gå ut så berättade mamma också att man skulle klättra över sju gärdsgårdar (staket) också, vilket jag totalt hade glömt, men det är ju sant, de gör det i barnen i bullebyn XP
Men vi gick ut och sket i staketen och plockade sju olika blommor under tystnad (för man får inte säga ett dyft) och la dem sedan under huvudkudden.
Den natten drömde jag inte om en utan om flera killar på min skola som spelade i ett band - det var ganska så weird.... Och Ness drömde om massor av människor, var av en bl a var en mördare.... Så det blev inte jättelyckat, hade dock aldrig förväntat att det skulle bli det heller....
Men! The good news is that jag fick en idé, eller snarare inspiration tack vare detta, i exakt vad kanske jag säger senare om jag känner mig snäll XD
Gillar verkligen den här låten :)

söndag 19 juni 2011

Dear Jacob Black,
 
I noticed you drive a motorcycle and turn into a huge dog. How original.

Sincerely, Sirius Black
Dear William and Kate,
 
If William is 100% royal and Kate is 0% royal, will that make your son the half-blood prince?

Sincerely, curious.
Dear unborn son,
 
Please note that your name will be Luke purely so I can say "Luke, I am your Father" when you question my authority.

Sincerely, soon to be father.
Dear Stephanie Meyer, 
 
Please note that when the love of Hermione's life left her, she continued to search for the keys to destroying the world's most powerful dark wizard. When the love of Bella's life left her, she curled up in the fetal position, went numb for months then jumped off a cliff.

onsdag 8 juni 2011

Nine Words Women Use

(Inte jag som skrev det här, kopierar det bara för det är så totaly hilarius och sant XD)

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the football before helping around the house.

3. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

4. A Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer quickly to No 9 for the meaning of nothing.)

5. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

6. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot', which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' - that will bring on No. 7).

7. Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying, "F-- YOU!"

8. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to No. 4.

9. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "Fine".

Send this link to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

Send this link to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, because we know it's true!

Chek out this Länk XP